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[22 Mar 2006|02:11pm]

sleeping_flower


Who else is love?
pseudomonas me scripsit anno 2005
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[12 Mar 2006|02:49pm]

sleeping_flower
EEEEEE. red20 went to a restaurant in Hillsborough called "La Civetta" - which translates from Italian as The Owl!!!!!!!

And whatsmore, Brab had a Civetta Pizza, ie. OWL PIZZA!!!!!!!!!!!!


Additionally, you can choose from Owl Pasta, Owl Pancakes, Owl Chicken, Owl with Mushrooms and Owl Steak.


This should be the OFFICIAL owl_sausage restaurant. A trip will be arranged.




[NB. It is extremely overpriced owl].
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[24 Feb 2006|12:13pm]

sleeping_flower
[ mood | anxious ]

Poll #679214 Sod off

Which sounds nicest?

Dog casserole
0(0.0%)
Worm pasty
2(20.0%)
Lemony bird
1(10.0%)
Ham and cheese pie from 1690
0(0.0%)
Alastair
0(0.0%)
Toad chips
0(0.0%)
Vole pie
2(20.0%)
OWL SAUSAGE
3(30.0%)
OWL PIZZA
1(10.0%)
Snake pasta
0(0.0%)
Swan spring rolls
1(10.0%)

You wake up next to Alastair... What do you do?

I am Alastair
2(20.0%)
Who is this?
2(20.0%)
Oh no, a great big dirty owl is next to me
4(40.0%)
Sod off
0(0.0%)
Hi - can I make you toast?
2(20.0%)

Are you looking forward to Easter?

Yes
3(30.0%)
No
2(20.0%)
Indifferent
3(30.0%)
Chocolate for me
2(20.0%)
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[24 Feb 2006|12:02pm]

sleeping_flower
[ mood | aggravated ]

Cock owl, great big dirty whales, Alastair is a donkey, poo machine, eat me please. Sod off.

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[08 Feb 2006|09:16pm]

sleeping_flower
[ mood | yeah, hi, cute! ]

I will feed this to red20 the next time he's naughty.

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owly times ahead [14 Dec 2005|04:39pm]

sleeping_flower
Poll #633655 Part 2: New Year

Which of these activities are you likely to be doing at New Year?

Binge drinking
0(0.0%)
Rolling around
0(0.0%)
Screaming
0(0.0%)
Licking someone
1(10.0%)
Eating to excess
0(0.0%)
Watching fireworks explode
0(0.0%)
Jumping
0(0.0%)
Dancing
0(0.0%)
Sobbing
1(10.0%)
Owling
0(0.0%)
Blowing into the ear of a loved one
1(10.0%)
Smoking Richmond Superking Menthols
0(0.0%)
Eating from the floor
0(0.0%)
Giggling
0(0.0%)
Being sick into a wheelie bin
0(0.0%)

First thought on New Years Day?

Uh-huh
0(0.0%)
A random is next to me in bed. Who is it?
0(0.0%)
Where am I?
2(20.0%)
Yay oh yay it's 2006!
2(20.0%)
Another owly year!
1(10.0%)
I wonder how Owl Sausage will change/improve this year
1(10.0%)
Where is my breakfast?
1(10.0%)
Alastair is too close
2(20.0%)
Yes, yes I am here in 2006
1(10.0%)
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It's here! [12 Dec 2005|11:26pm]

sleeping_flower
Poll #632522 IT'S THE OWL SAUSAGE XMAS POLL!

Since scummoth took over Owl Sausage, have you noticed an improvement in the community?

Yes, a great deal
1(11.1%)
Slightly
5(55.6%)
No
2(22.2%)
It's got worse
1(11.1%)

How will you make your Xmas owly this year?

Eat a great big dirty bird on Xmas day with sloppy sauces etc
0(0.0%)
Eat and fall asleep clutching a glass of port
0(0.0%)
Screech
0(0.0%)
Eat stuff from Brab's fridge
0(0.0%)
Gorge on chocolate
0(0.0%)
Ride around on a toy
0(0.0%)
Binge drink
2(22.2%)
Phone/text people at inappropriate hours
0(0.0%)
Kiss a close friend on the snout
0(0.0%)
Other owly activities
0(0.0%)

What will be your first thought on Xmas morning?

Oh owl!
1(11.1%)
What are my presents going to be?
1(11.1%)
Back to sleep!
3(33.3%)
Why have I woken up next to Alastair?
1(11.1%)
I want my pre-breakfast snack
1(11.1%)
Oh yay! It is Christmas day!
0(0.0%)
I am bored
0(0.0%)
Merry Xmas to me!
0(0.0%)
What time do I get fed turkey?
2(22.2%)

Which of these words describe 2005?

Owly
0(0.0%)
Happy
0(0.0%)
Turtlely
0(0.0%)
Naughty
0(0.0%)
Hot
0(0.0%)
Chickeny
0(0.0%)
Depressing
1(11.1%)
Penis-like
0(0.0%)
Up and down
0(0.0%)
Lonely
0(0.0%)
Excellent!
1(11.1%)
Drunken
0(0.0%)
Slimy
0(0.0%)
Mooooooo
0(0.0%)
Other
0(0.0%)
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[23 Oct 2005|12:20am]

sleeping_flower
[ mood | bored ]

Poll #596263 pandy

do you like soggy panda kebabs?

yes
1(16.7%)
oh no not really
0(0.0%)
I am mo, therefore I like them
1(16.7%)
dirty
4(66.7%)

do you like getting covered in mud?

yes!
1(16.7%)
if i can wash my small hands and head
1(16.7%)
not really
1(16.7%)
i am muddy and dirty
1(16.7%)
no
2(33.3%)

what was the last thing you did with your left hand?

can i feed you chocolate or spam?

chocolate
3(50.0%)
spam
0(0.0%)
both - mixed
2(33.3%)
neither
1(16.7%)
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I feel sick [12 Oct 2005|03:30pm]

sleeping_flower
[ mood | OWLY! ]

Poll #588826 raw sausage

have you eaten anything owly in the last 24 hours?

Yes, I made it myself
1(20.0%)
Yes, I bought it
0(0.0%)
No
2(40.0%)
It was semi-owl
2(40.0%)

Is Sheffield owly?

OH YES IT IS
4(80.0%)
At times
1(20.0%)
No
0(0.0%)

do you want me to poll dance for you in the early hours of friday morning?

Yes
3(60.0%)
No!!!!!!!!
2(40.0%)
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a pandy day [28 Sep 2005|02:24pm]

sleeping_flower
An owly night was had. When we got in certain owls [not me] ordered owl. Mo had a great big dirty panda kebab. This was owly enough in itself, but what was the height of owliness happened when the owl man SAW AND COMMENTED ON THE TOPKAPI LEAFLET!!!!! Oh it was such a great moment. Apparently I screamed "WORKSOP!"

Afterbirth stew.
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New [28 Sep 2005|01:01am]

scummoth
[ mood | shocked ]

sleeping_flower ate womb spaghetti.

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Pizza pan and grill [28 Sep 2005|12:52am]

scummoth
[ mood | Owly ]

Was ordered. 1 16" meat feast 1 chicken kebab and a free garlic bread.


The pizza pan and grill man saw a Topkapi leaflet and enquired about it.


A truly owly moment.

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[26 Sep 2005|10:35pm]

sleeping_flower
[ mood | hopeful ]

Oh, the owl_sausage underwear day entails the following:

Members [non-members also welcome] must spend the whole day wearing only underwear [of whatever variety] whilst going about their daily lives. Go to work. college, uni, shops, etc in your underwear and take a tin with "OWL_SAUSAGE UNDERWEAR DAY FOR CHARITY" taped to it. People will then [hopefully] donate a little money. You can also give them a leaflet [soon to be printed] detailing this community. The person who raises the most money will receive a prize [£50, kindly donated by scummoth].

You are allowed to wear a very skimpy nighty or something like this. Don't wear pyjamas.

scummoth says "If you are a man, you can dress like this. "

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[26 Sep 2005|05:17pm]

sleeping_flower
[ mood | blah ]

Please go here!

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IMPORTANT INFORMATION [25 Sep 2005|12:59am]

scummoth
[ mood | impressed ]

I discovered a beautiful website today http://www.sheffield-takeaway.co.uk/


It lists many unknown and thus mysterious owl vendors. I like the sound of Gandhi Take Away & Speedy Pizza

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. [23 Sep 2005|12:24am]

scummoth
[ mood | sleepy ]

Owl Light. In the Night.

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[22 Sep 2005|10:21pm]

sleeping_flower
[ mood | impressed ]

LJ Interests meme results



  1. dirty plates:
    these are commonly found after large quantities of owl has been consumed. inability to wash up etc after consuming dirty food.
  2. eggy kerry:
    kerry is eggy. kerry lays eggs in rotherham.
  3. gleadless townend:
    rough dismal suburb of sheffield. once i worked there.
  4. livejournal polls:
    used excessively on owl_sausage - mainly by yours truly
  5. nether edge:
    another suburb of sheffield
  6. owls:
    OWLS! Lovely birds.
  7. roast owl:
    Roast owl is what daisy eats on a monday.
  8. slop:
    dirty food, slopped around, frequently found in one of those classy roadside establishments. there is a nice on between worksop and nottingham.
  9. the 8 bus:
    sadly this bus is now extinct but it used to travel a very mysterious route around some of the most mysterious suburbs in sheffield. sadly i never got to go all the way on it [so to speak. erm].
  10. wybourn:
    rough part of sheffield, mainly council housing, overlooking the city. once mo and i ended up there by some terrible misfortune. it was night. scary.


Enter your LJ user name, and 10 interests will be selected from your interest list.



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What is on the menu? [22 Sep 2005|09:15am]

ruiterinswaart
[ mood | curious ]

It seems that members of this Community Owl_sausage are perhaps only part of the community because of it's popularity and status. We as beings we naturally fear breaking the boundaries laid down by our immediate society. I wish to challenge members of this community to go out and spread the word of Owl_sausage.

Go to a local cafe and order a double expresso. Don't be afraid to ask for two Kerry Eggs a slice of Camel Bacon, an extra lump of tortoise lard, tomato and mushrooms and most importantly a couple of pages of toast.
When next out at you favourite Italian Pizzeria ask for Snake Pasta and see what you get, or "Vole Pie and Toad Chips please.", when dinning at one of those lovely roadside establishments.
When next out smearing your good name like toe jam on a page of hot toast, if you pass a Kebab Shop, ask if they have Panda Kebab. If the answer is no, then thank them and politely, decline to order then and leave. Politeness is vital here. No laughing.

Just go out there and ask the person behind the counter “Do you have Owl Sausage, please?”

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[21 Sep 2005|06:40pm]

sleeping_flower
[ mood | bored ]

Poll #574757 pandy

Which do you prefer?

Vole Pie
0(0.0%)
Panda Kebab
3(60.0%)
Toad Chips
0(0.0%)
Owl Pizza
2(40.0%)
Swan Spring Rolls
0(0.0%)
Owl Sausage
0(0.0%)
Camel Bacon
0(0.0%)
Snake Pasta
0(0.0%)

Have you ever used a panda kebab inappropriately?

Yes
0(0.0%)
I did once
2(40.0%)
Very rarely
2(40.0%)
No, never
1(20.0%)

Trifle?

No
0(0.0%)
Owly! Dirty!
1(20.0%)
Yes it is okay
1(20.0%)
I love it. I love the flavours and textures.
3(60.0%)

Ovary Dumplings?

No
3(60.0%)
Yes
0(0.0%)
If they are from Sheffield
2(40.0%)

Favourite supermarket?

Sainsburys
1(20.0%)
Tesco
1(20.0%)
Asda
1(20.0%)
Morrisons
1(20.0%)
One of the owly ones that sells frozen food
1(20.0%)

Do you like being a member of this community?

Yes I do, a lot
4(80.0%)
It's okay, a bit dull at times
0(0.0%)
No
1(20.0%)

Have you ever woken up with a mouthful of medium thick sauce?

Yes
1(20.0%)
Once or twice
2(40.0%)
No
2(40.0%)
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[21 Sep 2005|01:49pm]

sleeping_flower
dumpling stuffed with ovary and digestive gland of a crab
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